This is a wonderfully witty and slightly dark picture book about a little girl, Princess Emily, who is kidnapped by a not-very-bright ogre named Og. Og decides he's going to eat the princess for dinner. However, Princess Emily quickly points out all the reasons why he can't eat a princess—starting with the fact that they are covered in crunchy hairspray and taste of pink. The story becomes a comical dialogue where Emily outsmarts the ogre with logical (and highly imaginative) excuses, cleverly turning his menacing plan on its head. It’s a hilarious and empowering story that champions quick-wittedness and problem-solving. Emily’s confidence and refusal to be intimidated make this a delightful and subversive fairytale that’s perfect for a laugh-out-loud read-aloud.
